Train Journey
Thursday, September 14th, 2006This is a long post for a train journey, but it was a long day and night…
The train leaves at 1 o’clock. At about 2, Elena produces some white bread, a large hunk of roast pork, and half a roast chicken. She insists, with great hospitality, that I have some, telling me that she baked the bread herself, and courteously accepts one of my poor shop-bought biscuits. She also shares some cold, sweet black coffee. She comes from Brasov and is thirty years divorced. As a single mother in communist Romania, she worked and raised a son and daughter. Now she lives in the same apartment building as her daughter, though in her own apartment, and says she’ll be okay as long as she has her health. Medicine is expensive. She agrees that Romania is beautiful, but money is a worry, and she isn’t sure about the future. ‘Hope,’ I try saying. She smiles and laughs and says ‘Always hope,’ which could mean ‘never give up hope’ or could mean ‘always hope, but never get what you hope for’ - or both, I guess. She’s going to Istanbul on an overnight shopping trip for clothes and perhaps a little jewellery.
Evening falls. I can hear New Zealander voices in the next compartment. They sound like the sort of well-travelled retirees who might just have a corkscrew. Thomas and Martin from Laser Books gave me a very nice looking bottle of wine, and while I know it should most definitely not be drunk unchilled, on a train, with bread and cheese and biscuits, I’m really thirsty - the coffee was too sweet and strong to be refreshing.
Having no glass, I drink from the bottle like a complete pig. It’s very, very nice, and sweetish, so it doesn’t suffer so badly from not being cold. Martin, Thomas, I’m so sorry… but maybe you can take some consolation in knowing that your gift helped me out when I had nothing to drink, and cheered me on a train trip that turned out to be a bit tiring.
Leaving Romania and approaching Bulgaria, we have our first passport and customs check. Our tickets have already been checked twice. The Romanian official seems to want a medical certificate from Elena and nags her about that for a while before accepting whatever it is she tells him. He wants me to open my parcels of pictures. Of course, they’re all done up in carboard and packing tape. ‘Do you have a knife?’ I ask. He does. As I struggle, trying to do the minimum damage to the tape, he looks at his watch like I’m holding him up. Well, you wanted to sticky-beak, friend.
He’s accompanied by a really handsome young Bulgarian officer, who is pleasant, smiles, and speaks English. The Romanian asks me a few questions. ‘Why are you taking these pictures to Istanbul?’ he says. ‘I’m taking them home, but I’m going through Istanbul first,’ I answer, truthfully, worried that he’s going to conjure up some kind of tax I’ll have to pay. The Bulgarian laughs and translates. The Romanian seems to get fed up with my attempts to open the second package and leaves me and Elena alone - surrounded by wrapping paper and stray unicorns, but unharmed and untouched for money.
Next door, the New Zealanders are having some trouble. They don’t have a visa. Politely but firmly, the woman tells the officers that when they left home they didn’t need a visa. It seems that now they do. Another officer takes her friend off the train. We wait. And wait. The woman is a bit worried. This happened to them in Tanzania too, she says, and her friend gets a bit hot under the collar with bureaucracy. I can sympathise.
About an hour later, the man is finally brought back in an apparent state of extreme annoyance suppressed by a great exertion of will. Pouring himself a whisky from the Hamper of Life’s Necessities (it also contains sticky tape, which they later loan me to patch my parcels back together), he explains that they took him in a black maria to somewhere, where he was put in a pickup truck and driven to the road border, where, apparently, the necessary paperwork was located.
We finally move off. The guards stay on the train, relaxed now that their job is done. They stand at the window in the corridor smoking, as do a couple of other passengers. I stand there and sip my wine, enjoying the countryside in the evening sun. The officers are interested in the wine, and seem amused by my partaking of it from the bottle. We cross the Danube. The first time I saw it was a couple of years ago in Vienna. It wasn’t blue there, and it isn’t blue here - it’s a very muddy pale brown.
The sun goes down. As shades of pink and amber cover the green cornfields and pass through the windows of the train, the conductor comes up the corridor offering tea and coffee. This, I assume, is as near to a cafe car as we’re going to get. I tell him I’ll take tea. The tea kettle is set up on a portable stove in the compartment he’s riding in. An English woman takes tea too, but in her own compartment. Happy to have my tea with the conductor, a middle-aged Turk who speaks fairly good English, I drink and chat. He admires my watch (which people often do - it was cheap as chips, but it’s unusual looking) - asks to look at it more closely, and then suddenly takes my hand and strokes it in a pervy way.
Damn.
Sometimes I just forget I’m not a man. Or I forget I have a body or a gender at all. I forget what too many men are like. I draw my hand back, finish my tea quickly, decline another cup and return to Elena, who smiles sweetly and somewhat curiously.
When night falls Elena changes into sleeping clothes, makes her bed with the sheet and light coverlet provided, and lies down to sleep. Rather than disturb her with the light, I make my bed too and exchange my shirt for a pyjama top. I leave my jeans and belt on. Even though there’s a catch on the door, I’m not going to feel safe in just pyjama pants.
I lie awake for a couple of hours, doze a little, then it gets cold. The train isn’t airconditioned, which didn’t matter when you could open the windows. But it isn’t heated, either. I drink some wine and put my jacket on, but I’m still cold. Then a man comes by to check our tickets. A couple of hours later, more men come down the corridor, talking loudly in between checking passports. Elena appears to be an expert at getting back to sleep again after these interruptions, but I can’t. It’s midnight. I’m cold. I’m pissed off. I lie awake. At about 2 am, just as I was starting to doze again, the conductor raps on our door. We’re coming to the Turkish border and we have to get off, he says. I take the opportunity to put on a bra and shirt under my jacket, and my scarf and warm gloves.
There’s another train. We have to wait for its passengers to be processed before we can go through. The New Zealanders got off somewhere in the middle of the night.
We wait. The English woman is married to a diplomat and lives in Yemen. She says Yemen is one of the few countries that really hasn’t made any progress at all for about 5000 years, but it’s an interesting place. She and Elena and I eat biscuits. I drink.
Altogether, we’re at the border for about two hours. The guy who stamps our passports can’t stop yawning.
I lie down in my clothes, scarf and gloves, but I can’t get warm and I don’t get back to sleep. I have no idea how people survive in real cold. Bogdan said something about vodka being the only way. Yet another man comes by to check tickets or passports - I can’t remember which. Wearing Mother Russia’s face I shove it at him and snatch it back gracelessly.
The sun rises.
‘Guten morgen,’ says Elena, smiling like a saint.’ ‘morgen,’ I say a bit feebly, blinking in the sun.
A little later she sings out, ‘Senora…’
‘Si, senora?’
She has more bread and roast pork for me. I feel so grateful. She gives me her phone number and tells me to look her up if I’m ever in Brasov again. I will.
We come to the outskirts of Istanbul and spend an hour going at a slow pace through the huge and rather ugly city. With a population of about 20 million, Istanbul is twice as big as Bangkok. It has a weightiness and sense of Jovian gravity like London and the dusty concrete look of Los Angeles. I can’t say I take an instant liking to it, even with the blue Sea of Marmara sparkling beyond the shore.
At Sirkeji railway station on the European shore, on the south side of the Golden Horn, Elena and I say arrevederchi with kisses, and I walk past the Victorian-looking Orient Express restaurant, wanting to get to my hotel, the Buyuk Londra, aka the Grand Hotel de Londres, recommended to me by my French translator, Jean-Francois le Ruyet, for its interior decor.