I went out to price a timber venetian blind today. Getting out of the car, I saw a station wagon with a rear window sticker, “Less talk more ponchos”. Going into the first furniture shop, straight in front of me is an “Eastwood” sofa. In the second furniture shop the music playing is “A Horse With No Name”.

So, message from the universe, but what? Channelling the Man With No Name would just sound like “[silence]…bang!…[silence]”, right? I mean, you’d get more out of Harpo Marx.