Did you hear the joke about Adam and Eve? God made Eve first and took a lot of trouble tucking everything away and making it look nice on the outside. He was so tired when he got to Adam that he just slapped it all on the front any old how.

Mike – Ranting, narcissistic nutjobs don’t deserve kind words — but I was embarrassed that I actually lost my temper, as opposed to just being calmly mean or coolly sarcastic or any of the things one would hope to be in that situation. The little kick in a nether region is a much better option. I tend not to channel aggression into art very much, perhaps because I tend to find the visual outcomes unappealing. I’m awfully fond of tranquillity. Into writing…sometimes. I find it quite a challenge to make anger work aesthetically, but sometimes I think a particular piece of anger is worth the effort.

Caitlyn – verily, the gutter is as warm and cosy as a vagina.

And the Vagina is awesome. Sometimes annoying, but primarily awesome. Not to mention that even with one’s period it causes considerably less emberassment than a penis.

As for the blog being in the gutter, it could be worse places. And you find interesting stuff in the gutter too. Or I used to when I was a kid and floating leaves down drains was a primary source of amusement.

Thus showing that man can be on the reciving end of an acid tounge because we have forced ourselves go grow and not internalise ourselves physically.
as for emotions those things are for women and people with no beards.