I met one of my neighbours lugging him across the street. She says she’s been feeding him for five months, and has given him the name Tong Tang (Gold Bar). One advantage to being a 15 pound cat, as he is now, is a degree of immunity to abduction by a bird of prey.
Only a degree. A roc, for instance, would find him almost sufficient to warrant attention.
*looks up nervously*
You’re too slender for a roc. Dim sum, OTOH, would make a nice snack.
I think my arse could still be a target for a roc. Also, it isn’t hairy like the cat, so might be more appealing. Hopefully the rocs will confine themselves to raiding Chinese restaurants and leave the rest of us alone.